[center]ModDB Stories:[/center]
[center]USMC
1. Recruitment[/center]
One day on ModDB a PM arrived from INtense to CyberCommando, James, Piper, Micky and Flyboy. In them was a note that they have been recruited by the USMC and that they were to arrive at a boot camp tomorrow at 11.00.
The next day they all arrived at the boot camp and saw INtense acting as a Boot Instructor.
"OK LADIES AND LADIES, HERE YOU WILL LEARN ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW TO SURVIVE IN MY BELOVED CORP. NOW REMEMBER THIS LADIES! FIRST AND LAST THINGS I WANT TO COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH IS SIR! IS THAT CLEAR?"
All quickly said:
"Sir, yes, Sir!"
INtense then approached James.
"FROM WHERE DO YOU COME FROM PRIVATE?"
James gets confused because he already was in the US Army.
"Sir, I'm a N..."
INtense got mad and yelled at him:
"PRIVATE DO NOT MAKE ME ASK YOU AGAIN!!"
James replied.
"Sir, Texas, sir."-"HOLY SHIT! TEXAS!? ONLY BULLS AND FAGGOTS COME FROM TEXAS AND YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A BULL, ISN'T THAT RIGHT PRIVATE?"-"Sir, yes, Sir"
James stared at INtense like he was going to kill him.
Now INtense came to CyberCommando.
"YOU, FROM WHERE DO YOU COME FROM?"-"Sir, Serbia, Sir."
INtense was confused.
"NEVER HEARD OF IT. WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?"-"Sir, I'm a Pupil, Sir."-"HOLY MOLY, NOW WE EXCEPT CHILDREN INTO OUR CORP!!"-"Sir, I'm a teenager Sir."-"WHAT DID YOU SAY!!"-"Sir, nothing, Sir."-" I'LL BE WATHCHING YOU."
And now INtense approached Piper.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE LADY"-"Sir, I was recruited for the US Army, Sir."-"I MISS THE TIMES WHEN WOMEN WERE JUST THERE TO BE OUR GIRLFRIENDS AND COOK US MEALS. NOW THEY SEND WOMEN TO WAR. A WOMAN WILL NEVER BE AS STRONG AS A MAN. IS THAT RIGHT PRIVATE?"
Piper was Pissed off.
"Sir, No, Sir!"-"WHAT DID YOU SAY!?"-"Sir, No, Sir!"-"WE WILL SEE ABOUT THAT!"
Now He addressed the whole group.
"OK LADIES, DISMISSED!"
As soon as he left James said.
"What an ASSHOLE!"-"Tell me about it..." Said Piper.
-"I wonder what will happen next" Said Cyber
-"Yeah, me too. Well, at least Micky and Flyboy got off without his bullshit." Said James
Micky and Flyboy looked at each other and were relieved.
END
Note: Stories will be updated weekly.[center]ModDB Stories:[/center]
[center]USMC
1. Recruitment[/center]
One day on ModDB a PM arrived from INtense to CyberCommando, James, Piper, Micky and Flyboy. In them was a note that they have been recruited by the USMC and that they were to arrive at a boot camp tomorrow at 11.00.
The next day they all arrived at the boot camp and saw INtense acting as a Boot Instructor.
"OK LADIES AND LADIES, HERE YOU WILL LEARN ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW TO SURVIVE IN MY BELOVED CORP. NOW REMEMBER THIS LADIES! FIRST AND LAST THINGS I WANT TO COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH IS SIR! IS THAT CLEAR?"
All quickly said:
"Sir, yes, Sir!"
INtense then approached James.
"FROM WHERE DO YOU COME FROM PRIVATE?"
James gets confused because he already was in the US Army.
"Sir, I'm a N..."
INtense got mad and yelled at him:
"PRIVATE DO NOT MAKE ME ASK YOU AGAIN!!"
James replied.
"Sir, Texas, sir."-"HOLY SHIT! TEXAS!? ONLY BULLS AND FAGGOTS COME FROM TEXAS AND YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A BULL, ISN'T THAT RIGHT PRIVATE?"-"Sir, yes, Sir"
James stared at INtense like he was going to kill him.
Now INtense came to CyberCommando.
"YOU, FROM WHERE DO YOU COME FROM?"-"Sir, Serbia, Sir."
INtense was confused.
"NEVER HEARD OF IT. WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?"-"Sir, I'm a Pupil, Sir."-"HOLY MOLY, NOW WE EXCEPT CHILDREN INTO OUR CORP!!"-"Sir, I'm a teenager Sir."-"WHAT DID YOU SAY!!"-"Sir, nothing, Sir."-" I'LL BE WATHCHING YOU."
And now INtense approached Piper.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE LADY"-"Sir, I was recruited for the US Army, Sir."-"I MISS THE TIMES WHEN WOMEN WERE JUST THERE TO BE OUR GIRLFRIENDS AND COOK US MEALS. NOW THEY SEND WOMEN TO WAR. A WOMAN WILL NEVER BE AS STRONG AS A MAN. IS THAT RIGHT PRIVATE?"
Piper was Pissed off.
"Sir, No, Sir!"-"WHAT DID YOU SAY!?"-"Sir, No, Sir!"-"WE WILL SEE ABOUT THAT!"
Now He addressed the whole group.
"OK LADIES, DISMISSED!"
As soon as he left James said.
"What an ASSHOLE!"-"Tell me about it..." Said Piper.
-"I wonder what will happen next" Said Cyber
-"Yeah, me too. Well, at least Micky and Flyboy got off without his bullshit." Said James
Micky and Flyboy looked at each other and were relieved.
END
Note: Stories will be updated weekly.
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